December 2009
95 posts
Oops
Just laughed really hard at a Family Guy masturbation joke if front of my mom and sister. I had to. It was this one:
“If I tried to masturbate right now, do you know what would come out? A little white flag that says “bang” on it.”
I usually just sit and blush at those jokes in front of my parents but I couldn’t hold back on that one.
sophisticated-simplicities:
sabino:
So, two years ago it was cow’s year and we had mad cows. We had avian flu during the year of the chicken and swine flu on pigs year.
2012 is the year of the dragon. Fuck.
So I'm watching Gangland
and it’s about the South Side Locos of OKLAHOMA CITY. Holy shit.
The thing I like to bring out this time of year is
…my balls.